This week's sun-soaked, soaraway Westmorland Gazette features a number of exciting stories but two in particular leapt towards my cartoon eye.
A primary school in Yorkshire has been invaded by a swarm of bees.
And it's the Jubilee.
That's it. You don't need to know any more.
Here are the choices of sketches that I presented to my steamed editor. To discover which one graces the front page of the Westmorland Gazette, rush out at once and buy a copy. Or gather up your skirts and head to my website.