Usually my blog posts are a finely-crafted thing, I'm sure you'll agree.
The blog gathers together the disparate elements of the week's Westmorland Gazette stories, honing them into a coherent story and presenting the resulting cartoons in a diverting web-sized nugget of opinion and humour.
On other weeks, it's a mishmash of stories and random jokes.
This is one of them weeks.
A rare albino mole is spotted in South Lakeland, Windermere businesses bewail the lack of fibre-optic broadband, Furness General appears to be trying to infect or electrocute (yes really) visitors to its A & E and a pair of lemurs have gone missing from a local zoo.
Now you're up to speed, here are the ideas pitched to my steamed editor. He exercised his astute editorial judgment and picked one for the front page.
But which would you have chose? Add your comments below (not on Facebook, Twitter or a nearby toilet wall, if you don't mind) and then shimmy off to my website to see if you got it right.